HA! Guide To The Footy Off-Season - Part 2
November 16th 2006 05:51
Hey footy fans..Still stuck for ways to spend your off-season? Here are a few more tips for you to try:
• There is nothing like an off-season to investigate what went wrong with your footy tipping this year. Here’s a tip… probably the same reason as last year and the year before that… you’re no good!
• With the draw for the following season released by December, you can start diarising next year’s games making sure to plan your wardrobe, travelling arrangements and the all important VCR to record the TV replay in case you miss something at the game.
• Work out the reason or formula for why your team is sure to when next year’s premiership. It may be as simple as a link to the Chinese Zodiac or as complex as dividing the number of years since your team’s last premiership by the average tries per game they scored last season before multiplying by the number of games you attended last year. My personal favourite involves sacrificing a virgin under the goal posts with a rolled up copy of Big League but if you can’t get your hands on any of these items, a stray cat and a copy of RLW will do.
• Hibernate! Yep, take a long nap. I know it’s summer but lets face it, the days are longer and the nights are warmer, it’s not going to make thing travel any faster!
Please let us know if any of these work!
• There is nothing like an off-season to investigate what went wrong with your footy tipping this year. Here’s a tip… probably the same reason as last year and the year before that… you’re no good!
• With the draw for the following season released by December, you can start diarising next year’s games making sure to plan your wardrobe, travelling arrangements and the all important VCR to record the TV replay in case you miss something at the game.
• Work out the reason or formula for why your team is sure to when next year’s premiership. It may be as simple as a link to the Chinese Zodiac or as complex as dividing the number of years since your team’s last premiership by the average tries per game they scored last season before multiplying by the number of games you attended last year. My personal favourite involves sacrificing a virgin under the goal posts with a rolled up copy of Big League but if you can’t get your hands on any of these items, a stray cat and a copy of RLW will do.
• Hibernate! Yep, take a long nap. I know it’s summer but lets face it, the days are longer and the nights are warmer, it’s not going to make thing travel any faster!
Please let us know if any of these work!
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