MELBOURNE CUP SPECIAL
November 7th 2006 00:34
My Melbourne Cup tips are not the most EFFICIENT. The last time I tipped a winner was in 1994 when I was ON A JEUNE. I’ve been listening to DELTA BLUES ever since and its about time I danced to ZABEAT of some POP ROCK instead.
So I figured it MAYBE BETTER this year through the ACTIVATION of some expert help and decided to pay a visit to my mate and professional punter, KERRY O’REILLY from GEORDIELAND who was ZIPPING about restoring his RAILINGS till they were GLISTENING again.
‘Thou ART SUCCESS on LAND ‘N STARS.’ I reminded him as if I was quoting YEATS, hoping he would pardon the interruption/.
‘Not DIZELLE!’ he replied humbly as if was MANDELA. ‘It hasn’t been that easy since DEMERGER of the betting agencies.’
But Kerry was an ICE CHARIOT and even the Princess of MAHTOUM, a real HEADTURNER, could not distract him from finding me a winner.
A few minutes later he turned to me smiling like a DOLPHIN JO and after a SHORT PAUSE whispered, its number 4, TAWQEET.
Good luck everyone!
So I figured it MAYBE BETTER this year through the ACTIVATION of some expert help and decided to pay a visit to my mate and professional punter, KERRY O’REILLY from GEORDIELAND who was ZIPPING about restoring his RAILINGS till they were GLISTENING again.
‘Thou ART SUCCESS on LAND ‘N STARS.’ I reminded him as if I was quoting YEATS, hoping he would pardon the interruption/.
‘Not DIZELLE!’ he replied humbly as if was MANDELA. ‘It hasn’t been that easy since DEMERGER of the betting agencies.’
But Kerry was an ICE CHARIOT and even the Princess of MAHTOUM, a real HEADTURNER, could not distract him from finding me a winner.
A few minutes later he turned to me smiling like a DOLPHIN JO and after a SHORT PAUSE whispered, its number 4, TAWQEET.
Good luck everyone!
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