Santa's Reply
December 21st 2006 05:26
Dear Idiot,
Are you f***king kidding? You’re better off asking for a free tank of gas or even a banana!
Hell, I’m struggling to find a half-decent bank myself. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a loan with a sleigh licence and a pack of Christmas cards as your only proof of identity?
As to pest control, apart from the odd elf that won’t take a hint and piss off after the 25th, there’s not much to worry about up here at the Pole so I’m afraid I can’t help you there.
Can’t help you with the electricity company either but I could sure do with the firewood. Now here’s a damn voucher to spend at your local. Its your best chance of forgetting about this shit!
Ho! Fricken! Ho!
Santa
P.S. You were right the first time. I don’t exist! Why don’t you ask the stupid Tooth Fairy next time!
Are you f***king kidding? You’re better off asking for a free tank of gas or even a banana!
Hell, I’m struggling to find a half-decent bank myself. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a loan with a sleigh licence and a pack of Christmas cards as your only proof of identity?
As to pest control, apart from the odd elf that won’t take a hint and piss off after the 25th, there’s not much to worry about up here at the Pole so I’m afraid I can’t help you there.
Can’t help you with the electricity company either but I could sure do with the firewood. Now here’s a damn voucher to spend at your local. Its your best chance of forgetting about this shit!
Ho! Fricken! Ho!
Santa
P.S. You were right the first time. I don’t exist! Why don’t you ask the stupid Tooth Fairy next time!
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