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October 17th 2006 14:14
Here is an example of HA! Moment that fell in our lap. It was our mailbox actually...

I won't mention the name of the bank I'm about to refer to; not because I want to protect the bank but lets face it, they're all as bad as each other.

Anyway, I just received a letter from a bank informing me that I'm about to be issued with a new credit card with 'increased functionality and convenience' including 'no need to change your PIN each time a new card is issued' and the 'ability for additional cardholders to register for phone and internet banking'.

I know what you're thinking, how did I contain myself? Believe me, it wasn't easy but the ensuing paragraphs in their letter were a big help, including gems such as:


-'as a result of these improvements...you will be issued with a new credit card account number and PIN'
-'re-register for phone and internet banking'

And as a special bonus....
-'re-establish periodical debits on the current card'.

Other than that my 'interest rate and other card features will remain unchanged'!

My question to the bank is: How much in fees am I paying for this 'increased functionality and convenience'?
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Comment by somu

October 17th 2006 18:58
this is very funny. You didn't make it up. Did you?

Comment by Paul

October 17th 2006 19:48
Unfortunately its all true. I have the letter to prove it.

Comment by somu

October 17th 2006 20:29
that's alright, mate. I believe you. Its really sad that such professional banks are coming up with all sorts of gimmick to trick us into these stuff.

Comment by Paul

October 17th 2006 20:32
I've run out of banks to switch to. I try not to let it upset me and see the funnier side of things. I had no idea the humour would be so rich and plentiful,

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